23 December, 2009

...being ignored.

Are you guys ignoring me?  :)  j/k

Anyway, I'm gonna keep going with this whole question thing, at least through Christmas.  I'm busy as hell, and I'm sure you all are, too.  But gimme some feedback on these.  I find them hilarious, maybe you don't.  Who knows.

"Let us assume there are two boxes on a table.  In one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, Adolf Hitler's skull.  You have to select one of these items for your home.  If you select the turtle, you can't give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be find $999 by the state.  If you select Hitler's skull, you are required to display it in a semi-prominent location in your living room for the same amount of time, although you will be paid a stipend of $120 per month for doing so.  Display of the skull must be apolitical.

Which option do you select?"

1 comment:

Kellie said...

I'd pick the skull for two reasons.

1. I'm poor and need the money
2. Turtles smell